Axes?

Now… ah huv a question. See, them Tauren don’t like Dwarfs ‘cus we apparently harm nature and them and the gangly, glowy eyed Elfs complain aboot Orcs tearin’ doon their forests… Their druids are tree huggin’ hippies as are most o’ the rest o’ them so why is it that in the druids homeland, the night elf perfect home in Nighthaven - right where the dae all thon runnin’ aboot in their bare arses and lovin’ trees… do they all use axes?

Seriously? Axes? Why!? I just noticed last time I walked around Nighthaven (in Moonglade) that almost every ‘guard’ npc wields an axe. Considering it’s like the heart of druidic friendliness and night elfy culturaliness what was Blizz thinking giving them all a weapon which is kinda symbolic of, or at least associated with, cutting down trees? In game druids can’t even learn to use axes!

/boggle

<Added Later>

Ah jist found out that they buggers in the Cenarion Expedition are apparently at it too!

Axes

/further boggling

4 Comments so far

  1. Breana May 23rd, 2008 6:01 pm

    LOL…didn’t even notice that! So true, Aurik!

  2. Softi May 23rd, 2008 6:27 pm

    Strange indeed…

  3. Noobiewan May 24th, 2008 8:33 am

    Being a long time axe user, I can safely say that if you neeted to tame nature and bend it to your will (I assume thats how druids go as never been called to the druidic life before), you will never find anything more able then a big ol’axe!

  4. Dezdemone May 29th, 2008 12:00 am

    Haha, darn those hypocritical druids!! ROFL

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